Sup people, I'm Alex...live in Hialeah (Miami FL)... Check out my blog at:

Here's a little more me:
Just call me the gay Eminem
Always masculine never feminine
not the gay guys from "Will & Grace"
but the gay guy that will break your face
not a queer eye for some straight guy
but the queer guy that will take your man
dissing on you cause I ain't a fan
I'm the A-L-E-X
My Orientation? Same sex
and say what you want 'bout me
but I'm still a P-I-M-P
often imitated, never duplicated
never understated and never overrated
cuz my milkshake brings all the guys to my yard
and they're like "It's better than girls"
Fu*k yeah it's better than girls
I could teach you...
but B*tch I won't
so don't
get it twisted
Keep your mouth shut
before it gets fisted
leaving your face bloody & bruised
then jump in my ride, blasting Celia Cruz
cuz you're a Fruit Loop & I'll eat you for breakfast
I'll bring you more drama than "The Young & The Restless"
I'm Mount Saint Helene and you nothing but a hill
I'm deadlier than Uma in "Kill Bill"
Ab Fab like Patsy and Edina
Dirrty and a Fighter like Christina
Stealing spotlights like Paris Hilton
Gangsta attitude? Factory built-in
Batteries included, no assembly required
Start cleaning out your desk, B*tch you're fired
Forcibly retired
You're envious of me cause I'm always admired
But slow your roll, don't get it fu*ked up
Cause I'll crash through you like a Mack Truck
Now watch me make an exit with no tact
like when Whitney said crack was whack
since I schooled your azz in what I'm about
flashing a middle finger and saying
"B*tch I'm out"